I’m so sick of all the bitching and moaning about cycling on UK roads, if I wasn’t trying to hold on to my hair for as long as possible I swear I’d tear it all out.
I wrote about this issue not too long ago in my Mototrists and Cyclists are Fucking Idiots post so I’m not going to launch into a full blown rant again but there’s just a never ending stream of boring middle class pricks whining about cycle lanes, or the lack of them to be more precise, and I’d like to introduce those people to the back of my hand.
I’m all for increased safety but that comes from education, not segregation and like I’ve said before I’d hate for the UK to become an island of cycle lanes that we’re all expected to stick to, that will make for very boring cycling.
But then cycling is a very boring past time for the vast majority of the bourgeois fuckwits pootling about the place on bikes and they just want their life to be even easier, blander and more pleasant.
This video from British Cycling is a steaming pile of shit, everything about it is shit, maybe when they made it they had shit in their eyes and shit in their ears and shit in the space where their brains should be. It serves no purpose whatsoever, “oooooh, look at this cycle lane, isn’t it awful, oooooh, my poor precious life is endangered and it’s not my fault“, if you don’t like the fucking cycle lane then get the fuck out of it and use the road properly like you’re entitled to.
OMG, like, this video is making my blood boil, why have they even wasted their time making it??? This audio visual catastrophe really does represent the kind of people who are going to make our country a boring place to ride eventually, Buzz Killington and his mates, fuck ‘em.