Collarbone Plate Removal
Tomorrow I am having the surgical plate removed from my collarbone. It’s been in there about two and half years but as you can see it’s not exactly flush to the bone and causes me quite a bit of...
View ArticleA Ride of Death, 1940’s Bicycle Safety Booklet
Pretty solid advice, wouldn’t you say? This 1940’s safety booklet was aimed at kids with the intention of preventing them from injuring themselves when cycling. The following pages must have...
View ArticleCycling is ‘Grotesquely Unsafe’, uh, No it Isn’t…
I’ve set up my TiVo box to tape anything with ‘cycling’ in the title or description, amongst all the UCI Pro Tour races and episodes of Peppa Pig something interesting will appear every now and then....
View ArticleAngry Cow Attacks Country Cyclist
Videos of idiots attacking cyclists are not a rare thing anymore, there seems to be a new one every week. Usually they make me quite angry and leave me shouting at my screen but this one just left my...
View ArticleThe Foot Down in the Metro Newspaper
I was interviewed by the Metro newspaper last week about the growing tensions between motorists and cyclists, it’s in todays paper and online too. My comment about cars being a “massive metal killing...
View ArticleMotorists and Cyclists are Fucking Idiots
I am sick to death of all this bullshit in the media about ‘the war between cyclists and motorists‘, what a pile of crap. There is no war, there are just two groups of fucking idiots on the roads,...
View ArticleTake Action For ‘Safer Lorries, Safer Cycling’ Video
Some people get all worked up over road safety and the war between motorists and cyclists, personally I don’t really care any more. I just get on with it, ride (sort of) safely (20% of the time) and...
View ArticleStop Complaining About Cycling Provision!
I’m so sick of all the bitching and moaning about cycling on UK roads, if I wasn’t trying to hold on to my hair for as long as possible I swear I’d tear it all out. I wrote about this issue not too...
View ArticlePoor Old Emma Way…No Way!
So, this Emma Way girl tweeted that she hit a cyclist, what actually happened we’ll probably never know, I find it hard to believe that she clipped him and he didn’t fall off, he’s saying he did fall...
View Article3 Easy Ways to Upset a Cyclist
Upsetting a cyclist is as easy as tying your shoelaces, I’m getting very proficient at it so I thought I’d share some tips for all you haters out there… 1. Cross one lace over the other and pull...
View ArticleWhy Have 4 Cyclists Died in 8 Days in London?
What the hell is going on??? There is absolutely no good reason for four cyclists to have be killed on the roads of London in the last eight days, this is truly shocking and saddening. All four deaths...
View ArticleScottish Cycle Safety Advert Banned
Did you hear about this bullshit? A cycle safety advert from Scotland has been banned because it is “socially irresponsible and likely to condone or encourage behaviour prejudicial to health and...
View ArticleCyclists Breaking EVERY Rule Video
You know what’s annoying? People who obey each and every law in the land without even questioning whether they serve any purpose whatsoever. One of those people is this CarefulCyclist dude, yet...
View ArticleAngry Cow Attacks Country Cyclist
Videos of idiots attacking cyclists are not a rare thing anymore, there seems to be a new one every week. Usually they make me quite angry and leave me shouting at my screen but this one just left my...
View ArticleThe Foot Down in the Metro Newspaper
I was interviewed by the Metro newspaper last week about the growing tensions between motorists and cyclists, it’s in todays paper and online too. My comment about cars being a “massive metal killing...
View ArticleMotorists and Cyclists are Fucking Idiots
I am sick to death of all this bullshit in the media about ‘the war between cyclists and motorists‘, what a pile of crap. There is no war, there are just two groups of fucking idiots on the roads,...
View ArticleTake Action For ‘Safer Lorries, Safer Cycling’ Video
Some people get all worked up over road safety and the war between motorists and cyclists, personally I don’t really care any more. I just get on with it, ride (sort of) safely (20% of the time) and...
View ArticleStop Complaining About Cycling Provision!
I’m so sick of all the bitching and moaning about cycling on UK roads, if I wasn’t trying to hold on to my hair for as long as possible I swear I’d tear it all out. I wrote about this issue not too...
View ArticlePoor Old Emma Way…No Way!
So, this Emma Way girl tweeted that she hit a cyclist, what actually happened we’ll probably never know, I find it hard to believe that she clipped him and he didn’t fall off, he’s saying he did fall...
View Article3 Easy Ways to Upset a Cyclist
Upsetting a cyclist is as easy as tying your shoelaces, I’m getting very proficient at it so I thought I’d share some tips for all you haters out there… 1. Cross one lace over the other and pull...
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